BREAKING: Katie Hobbs Wins as Governor In Free & Fair Election Overseen By Katie Hobbs
BREAKING NEWS: Democrat Katie Hobbs has won her race for Governor of Arizona in an election overseen by herself
Breaking news: with 99% reporting, it appears that Katie Hobbs has won her race for Governor of Arizona, in an election that she herself oversaw.
Thankfully, due to Mrs. Hobbs good nature, no conflict of interest was present in this race against Republican candidate Kari Lake, who she even refused to debate. While overseeing her own gubernatorial election, Hobbs ensured that there was exactly no fraud of any kind, and she prevented the Republicans from dumping ballots, as they had done in the 2020 presidential election, causing Joe Biden's victory. In addition, one must take into account the perfectly perfect history of the Demoratic party, and the fact they have never, ever commited fraud in an election. Ever. Not even a single ballot was fraudulently created, no mail-in ballots were given out to inelegible voters, no votes were cast in the names of dead people, and definetely no ballots were created out of thin air to favor one canditate or the other.
Of course, all of this couldn't have been achieved without the help of the 'adjudication' process held during elections, where ballots including those that are 'hard to read' are sent to a 'small group of people' who then 'decide' whether the voter was actually elegibile to vote, and they then 'determine the voter's intent', i.e. decide who they believe the voter was trying to vote for.
According to CNN (2020), 'The process could be used in the counting of provisional ballots, which are cast when there’s a question about a voter’s eligibility, or to count ballots that, for example, might have gotten “physically mangled in the process of trying to put them through a scanning machine,” Rick Hasen, CNN contributor and 'election law expert' at the University of California, Irvine'.
The best part is that, as with the Arizona gubernatorial election, these 'adjudicators' are immune to any form of political bias, and would never, ever take any form of bribe, i.e. payment, financial or otherwise, to 'adjudicate' the ballots in favor of one candidate over the other.
Of course, thanks to Katie Hobbs, this ballot dump that occured between 12:00 p.m. and 6:00 p.m. that we're about to show you never happened.
At 12 pm, it was reported that Pima County had 38,874 outstanding ballots.
However, before 6 pm it was announced that 24,304 ballots were tabulated, and the number of ballots remaining had somehow increased to 39,129! (Natual News, 2022)
Of course, as mentioned, due to Mrs. Hobbs' outstanding work providing oversight over the election for a position that she was a candidate for, this never happened. No, the outstanding ballots for Pima County did not moiraculously increase by 255. Nope, that didn't happen, if you are serioulsy questioning this then you deserve a punishment greater than you ever imagined: the suspension of your Facebook account.
So, we just wanted to congeratulate Katie Hobbs on her excellent and legitimate victory in her election for Governor of Arizona, and how fantastically she oversaw the free and fair election without any conflict of interest of any kind.
Nice work!